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WAD A SIAN FRIDAE..

haix

todae was like DAMN SIAN

PE we plaed badminton...me plae wif sho mani pple...zixin xiao mei jiajia awk zhihao samuel neinei

wahhh

hahax

i think i can slim if i don eat after plaeing badminton..

but i ate LOTS

by the wae...saeing eating hoh

i ate the EXACTLY SAME DISH for like consecutively 3 daes loh

and the whole week i was eating from the same stall

OMG

den todae got english mah

its like she finally got her new clothes!

IM NOT CRITISICING HER ; DON EVER NAB ME!

-_-"

den she ask yifan to read from FAR FAR FAR FAR FAR FAr Far far far far....

and yifan can read like the first few lines loh

if its me i cant even read

HE GOT LASER EYES OR SOMETHING?

or izzit other ppl telling him...l0lx !

den she ask jeffery read his own story lah

den i think jefferey read like very loud liao loh

den she still buey song...at there giv that face and sae "READ LOUDER!!!!~~~"

den she like act fierce lah

den hoh...the story is about the world's first wonder woman ( RIDICULOUS )

den she see the story she larffed

l0lx

den hoh

angela and neinei at there blow saliva bubbles

its like DETACHABLE FROM YOUR TONGUE

i tried but i failed loh!!!

den angela's bubble came out and she dun wan it to fly too far so she flaps her hands in quite an awkward wae to burst that teeny weeny saliva bubble

it bursted after the flapping ; of course

and todae got history test

IM BOUND TO FAIL

HOW DO I EVEN DRAW THAT F-ING TABLE!

den liting sae cindy very worked up over some little thing

den cindy sae "wo mei you.."

liting "YOU"

cindy "WO MEI YOU..."

liting "YOU!!!!!"

cindy "WO MEI YOU LOH!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~"

den cindy CHAO DU LAN and turned awae

and hor..there's this f-ing chinese test

there was a zao ju on this word zhen zhuo 斟酌

and i thought it was xie shao 斜勺

YOU JUST LOOK AT THAT ZHEN ZHUO

IT LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE XIE SHAO LOH

den that chapter is about tea

like how u brew tea and all

and i thought

maybe that word is regarding pouring tea...like XIE SHAO you noe

pouring the tea slanted..

XIE SHAO mah

den you noe in the end wad's the meaning

it means like in a struggle and consideration lidat loh

AND IN THE END FOR MY ZAO JU I WROTE

如果酱料倒不出来的话，斟酌应该会有效
if the sauce could not be poured out , tilting the bottle should work

LIKE WAD?!

I FEEL SO ASHAMED

it should be something like

我再斟酌应不应该相信他所说的话
im thinking if i should believe wad he said

ITS SO MUCH DIFFRENCE!

when chia sees this im gonna be SO DEAD

LARFF ALL YOU WAN LAH! i noe im lousy ok!

den go art loh...very sian....kept painting

AND DYDY WAS SO SO LAME TODAE

she at there suddenly LAH LAH LAH reach high notes loh

we all so stunn loh

my art should pass but won that good lah

its like i draw one ah pek lah..wearing those typical ah pek clothings

but i didnt consider the colours

i painted the top yellow and the bottom blue

SO SIAO LIAN RYTE?!

its should be WHITE TOP and BROWN PANTS!

it would be dull then ; and look more like an ah pek

GRRRRAWWW

den FINALLY after dydy finishes her LONG HOUR drawing

we went down to eat

WHY IN SCHOOL?

cos we pok liao

the school food not ENTICING at all loh ( copied the word enticing from jas blog...wahaHax )

and you noe wad i ate

TOFU + STEAMED EGG + CRAB MEAT ; AGAIN!!!!!

its that dish i ate repeatedly

it is the 4th time this week

OMG

den saw bball ppl plae bbal

xiao por so cute leh

jump here jump dere ; hahAx

den she let me drink her cold water

i dunno hw to squeeze man

i scared i drink will like choke or wad

den i finally BRAVED IT OUT

and i squeezed the water in muhh mouth

I SORTA SUCCEEDED!!

but i did choke =="

and went home loh

THAT LEE SHYH WEI HOR

very MAI YU WAN LOH ( selfish lahx )

he got that umbrella ; which can cover one from sun and rain

den he dun wan to share with pathetic samuel l0h

he very shuang at there covering him self ; not getting any half drop of rain ...while samuel is so left behind ; trying hard to cover himself from the rain but still got wet ( he wasnt covering himself actually...but i guess he wanted to )

SEE SHYH WEI BU SHUANG!

l0lx

den fold the umbrella after using mah

let me think of zixin loh

WASTING 45 min of her lyfe just to fold her umbrella

its like she folds it FLAP BY FLAP ; INCH BY INCH LOH

isnt it irritating

and when she put the umbrella into the cover

SHE TURNS IT SLOWLY.... ( so that the flaps wont get DESTROYED )

*FAINTS*

its just so irritating

won u just SPIN IT AND PUT IT IN ; and it will be done loh

45 min can do alot of thing loh

URGH

tengg crapped at 1656
47 daex to moving house
6 daes to FYE

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Thursday, September 29, 2005

a dae of DEAFNESS

WELLS

TODAE HAV LOADS OF TEST

loads...LOADS

its like science..i last minute faster memorise

oh btw...ms ong saes memberise

hahax

IM NOT FLAMING THE TEACHER'S PRONOUNCIATION!

DON NAB ME!

and den hor

i todae like DEAF LOH

adeline ask me tell cindy "xiong shou de MAN HENG 凶手的蛮横”

and i told cindy "xiong shou de MAN TOU 凶手的馒头"

and i was blur

i thought wad man tuo loh

den she sae "MAN HENG!!!MAN HENG !!"

den i very lau kuee!

wells

HAVE MORE LAU KUI DE

i was like frustrated with Adeline's lame craps

and i very mang zang

so i wiggled my self and raised my head high high

didnt notice there was one big obstacle behind me ( AND THAT WAS THE NASTY OHP)

and KONGGGG~~~~~

my pathetic head struck on that nasty OHP

its METAL mind you

its HARD!

pain dao ~~~~~

den after sch got HMT test

when in toilet hoh..xiao mei said "bu yao gen ta zuo peng you"

i heard "bu yao gen ta zuo man gou"

ITS LIKE SO MUCH DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PENG YOU AND MAN GOU LOH

and btw i dun even noe wad's a man gou!

im DEAF!

its like totally touching loh the li jie wen da

i see liao omost cry

its about one nepal little boy...

a japan man went to himalayas

CRAVING TO DRINK BEER

den that nepal boi went RIGHT DOWN TO THE FOOT OF THE MOUNTAIN to get the beer

SO KIND RYTE?

den tat Japan man got TAN XIN lah

den he ask that boi to buy a dozen

ITS LIKE BAREFOOTED DE LOH

DEN THE ROAD ALL KEE KUU KAMM KAI ONE LEHS ( like unbalance lah )

den he want him to buy a DOZEN!

its like torturing him

dunno how to think of his feelings de

and that boi WILLINGLY HOPPED to buy the beer

and it takes one dae to buy that beer

and that boi wasnt backafter a long long time

and the japanese was like pek cek lah

den ask arnd

the villagers all sae the boi could have run awae with the money the japanese gave

and the japanese BELIEVED!

like HE GO RITE DOWN THE MOUNTAIN to get BEER for YOU

and u didnt trust him?

I DESPISE HIM!

and so

after three daes

that nepal boi came back

WITH some BOTTLES OF BEER as three were broken on the wae

and why so long leh

BECOX HE CLIMBED 4 MOUNTAINS TO GET THE BEER JUST FOR HIM!!!

4 mountains..

4 MOUNTAINS!

bukit timah hill oready make me tired like cow and 4 MOUNTAINS?!

its like crazy

and that Japanese guy was guilty so he hugged that boi and cried...and he repented

SO TOUCHING RYTE!!

huiteng crapped at 1550
48 daes to moving house
7 daes to FYE

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Wednesday, September 28, 2005

singapore's contradicting words

DON YOU FIND IT CONTRADICTING?

oh yah...creativity...FREEDOM OF SPEECH...yakking on OPEN MINDEDNESS

oh yah...

i mean...scolding teachers on your blog like bitch or wadever is of cox like not very good...BUT EVEN GODS DO MISTAKE ONE LOH

i mean...teachers do wrong you CANNOT TELL THE PUBLIC MEH?

its like so unfair..

when you do things wrong like stealing...teachers CANE YOU ALIVE in public

and then? teachers do wrong things we cannot post in blog ah?

freedom of speech some more.

ok lah...no racist contents...i agree racist contents should not be present...but pointing towards one wrong deed a particular person have done i guess its okay ryte?

this cannot wryte in blog ; dat cannot wryte in blog...DEN BLOG FOR WAD?!

i mean..you cant possibly blog like "oh todae morning i brush my teeth and i ate breakfast after " kinda stuff ryte..tht simply BORES PPL'S LUNGS OUT

its like so contradicting..

i mean..you dun sae teacher is bitch..and dun sae until too guo fen like "oh she is so bitchy cox she scolded me for not doing my homework!!!"

this kinda comments is like no use brain one ok

next time wryte blog oso must think very carefully wad to write...den like tht like very ma fun...write wrong den must pay fine...write wrong den must pay fine...then there is no freedom of speech loh

its like WHY TEACHER CAN SCOLD US ; WE CANNOT SAE TEACHER?!

cox they big?cox they got authority?cox they have the right to yak on us?

we should respect teachers lah..but its like students must hav a place to release their stress about those unfair things...and blog is one of the easy wae

and wad's this...NABBING PPL FOR FLARING THEIR TEACHERS?!

weird

k lah...dun sae animore

totally pissed off

MOVING ON

wah morning hoh...i think every one heard those disney classics bah

THOSE SONGS WERE JUST BLASTING LOH

SO LOUD LOH..I THINK EVERYONE PASSING BY CAN HEAR

i feel so embarrased walking into JSS loh...

its like there was one ah pek at the 154 bus stop loh

den while walking in i was thinking WILL HE THINK LIKE THT "is this really a secondary school?it seems more like a primary school with the M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E ; MICKEY MOUSE! song..."

its like are they celebrating the opening of disney hongkong?

but its like M-I-C-K-E-Y....M-O-U-S-E ; kiddy voices go MICKEY MOUSE !

DUHS !

and there was HIGH HO~~~~~HIGH HOH~~~~~~~DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG

and there was ALOT MORE like chi me ny chunk or wadever

i thought i was in primary school that particular second

den after school went do DnT loh...

its like nei nei solder for me ( XIE XIE SUNKQ VEH MUCHI!!!! )

den i laquer

den its like almost done... *HEIPI*

den i must clamp to drill dah hole on dah wood mah..the laquer is like SAI lidat..almost peeling off...its like one CLOT one CLOT...

SADDED * sniff sniff *

den went to JP..

154 todae oso damn long de

cox ytd nei nei do the "rituals" den bus really come mah

so todae ask her do lor

in the end bus never come

den jasmine act like naruto character

use seals

haha

den oso never work

she siao siao de...sae "japanese" which are actually jux anihow shout de

wahaHax

den we see..eh bus still haven come

den a taxi pass by mah

den jas sae " wah...sekali this taxi plate number is 154"

den we look INTENSIVELY AT THAT COMFORT TAXI

*zooms past us*

OMG!

REALLY IS 154 LEH!!!

OMG

IN THIS WORLD ACTUALLY GOT THIS KINDA THING!!!

I SIMPLY DONG BELIEVE IT BABY!!!

1154....OMG..

and is not jumbled up de loh...its onli got one 1 infront

ITS LIKE if she never sae still dun feel tht coincidental

but she sae

den ITS REALLY 154!

den me and jas totally taken aback

at there GASPPP~~~~~

den shout shout " ITS REALLY 154!!! OMG !!! 154 TAXI!!! WAH SO COINCIDENTAL!!"

den on malay uncle walk by...i think he think me and jas is siao de loh

but its really coincidental , i have to sae...

so they all try bus still neba come...

den i try loh

"154 faster come!!! COME ON BAYBAAAYYY~~~~~~!!!"

wahseh

come liao

wahaHax !

todae is my ritual working

den go eat long john...

den go home...

TENGG CRAPPED AT 1657
49 daes to moving house
8 daes to FYE

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Tuesday, September 27, 2005

DnT...haix

todae hor..

Ms J like very dia0x..haha..she at there sae copper blah blah blah mah...den at there sae copper touch water wun spoil...but if u touch copper with water with electricity you will be spoil...den nobody larff..she sae EH LARFF LEH

SO LAME

and tht chan moon thong...too boliao go and tell Ms J yan qing brought him to Geylang to eat chicken rice

ms J : issit the real chicken rice or tht "chicken rice"....?

chan moon thong : yak yak yak

Ms J : you go lorong wad...

blah blah blahs

Ms J : moon thong ...im telling you...that was only your thinking ; but i tell you ; YOUU WERE NORRTT THERREEEE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

WAH

DAMN FUNNY

that CMT horny ah..think he go geylang

actually i think he act beng nia loh

tht baby face..baby fat..den go and dye brown hair...DUH! WAD'S THAT?!

den reccess i eat slowly loh

cox tht <> show sae must eat slowly den can digest blah blah

den dydy sae i got make effort leh

i todae eat CHAO SLOW DE LOH!!!

its like normally i bite 2-3 times..todae i bite 10 times...listen...its 10 TIMES !!!!

its like wah...bite until the food no taste liao loh

den aft sch go do DnT..

laquer laquer...

den do soldering ( dunno spelling correct anot lah ; but like i care meh )

den plae with the metal wire

very fun lehs

one long wire. You heat it with that DAMN HOT METAL MELTING THINGY...den the metal will form a little droplet..and melt melt melt the whole thing will become one big droplet

SO FUN HOR!

siao cha boh...

haha

den seemun ask me use wad to do the wood mah

to smoothen the wood

i sae diamond paper...

BuT ITS GLASS PAPER

l0lx

den a girl ( i think is sally bah ) using that paper mah

den she sae she using glass paper

den i sae yah yah...glass paper

den i didnt take notice of the glass paper she using mah

den i told see mun yah..its that one

den seemun dunno wad come and tell me is not that one or something..

den i look at tht paper ; yah its more rough

den she scold me asshole loh

im jux trying to help loh

den i nv see the paper mah

CANNOT MEH?!

i help u still lidat...never think of others feelings den scold asshole liaos...

HRMPHFX ! ( i noe u are reading my blog...wahahx...you noe i jux kidding lah...l0lx ! )

den do do do...den my acrylic ( DA BIAN ) is ready

den do soldering...tht nei nei tan ask me do...den i do in the end cannot work...tomolo must go again..

SIAN DIAOX LAH !

den i found a spray...red paint spray

those when you shake got those loud loud derek derek derek sound...

SO FUN I TELL YOU ; WAHAHAX

its like derek derek derek SSSSSSSSSSSSPSPSPSPSPPSPSSPPSSPSPSPSPSPSSPP

wahahax..

i sprayed heart shape..BoA rOx... blah blah blah loh

boliao hor

i noe lah

haha

todae suddenly very miss derrick you noe..

haish

miss his singing..miss his face..miss his rabbit teeth...miss his hair ( which is botak by now )

ARGHHHH

den do finish DnT going home hor..

jiayi nei nei and lala ( who are taller and look more mature den me and dydy )

WERE PLAYING EAGLE CATCH LITTLE CHICK

i was like STUN

l0lx !

hmm...its good to be crazy some times..

yea..

den saw ms ong loh..

we all very natural high..all at there sae "GOODD BYEE MS ONGGGG~~~~! "

den i suddenly remembered something

i didnt hand in my graph paper

so i shout "MS ONG!!!!! I FORGOT HAND IN GRAPH PAPER LEHHHH!!!!!"

den i faster dig my bag and chiong to deliver the paper to her

den she sae " haiyo..nowonder i mark never see ur paper"

WAH...didnt noe she notice until so......lidat loh

nxt time mux becareful...SHE NOTICES EVERYBODY!

tengg's craps stopped at 1828
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Monday, September 26, 2005

Jp shop again...

MS J IS FREAKING FUNNY

she was elaborating on crystals...

and she goes "there's water molecules stuck inside...so its shiny.....*long pause*.....ISNT IT COOL!!!????!!?!?!?!"

dorts

wahs sehs

yesterdae i break my personal record..
i slept at 1230

to some ppl its like WAD?!SO EARLY?!

but to me im like freakingly tired...

wad was i doing yea?

I WAS DOING MY HOMEWORK!!! AINT I GUAI...?!

at first i like no feel to do mah..

den i sms jas..ask if she gonna do..

she chionging lehs

i thinking ...ppl start to chiong liao..how can i slack?!

so i piaaaaaa...

THANKS JAS! YOU GAVE ME THE MOTIVATION ; INSPIRATION ; DETERMINATION!!! you enligtened me !!!!!

*dia0s*

den todae hor

ZIXIN CUT HER HAIR!!!AGAIN!!!

its like why?

she was in her bathroom cutting her own hair...(please dun learn frm her...you'
ll only ruin ur hair)

and her bro suddenly called WONG ZI XIN!!!

and kachiaaaa ( it snapped her hair )

bye bye hair!

and she went to a saloon..

SO POOR THING

now she looks like a cun gu ( those villagy girls who catches fishes and all that)

oh yahs..

todae morning still saw a dead cat near sch gate

its like ...yah..dead...flies are over it..its eyes are open ( si bu ming mu ...)and then its like JIANG YING!

pitiful leh...

den todae shyh wei really farkin piss me off

todae at class i beaten shyh wei up

i was polishing my acrylic with brasso

and he keep larffing over there

i asked why

he sae nothing... I ASKED WHY AGAIN...HE BLURTED OUT THIS

"IT LOOKS AND SMELLS LIKE SHIT"

HELLO?yes it LOOKS like shit..but HEY...it SMELLS LIKE CHEMICAL ...

den i told him " IF YOU SAE SHIT SMELLS LIDAT, I PREDICT YOUR SHIT IS ABNORMAL"

CAN HE GOD DAMN LET ME POLISH IN PEACE?!

todae went JP

at first at DnT room mahx

do DnT loh ( CRAPS )

den liting dey all very hungry mahx

den DyDy and lao eng at there drill hole

to me lah...its nothing loh..cox im not dat hungry and liting

but liting dulan liaos lah..

cox she very hungry loh

den we go first

hahas

den nei nei smsing mah

SAW MR NOR LEH !

he driving motorbike

COOL SIA

den he catch some upper sec

den i see

i sae

"MR NOR LEH MR NOR LEH!"

den they faster keep HP...

PHEWWWWWS

den i sae "hey..when he drive past us wanna sae ; MR NOR ; YOU ARE SO COOL!!! anot ah?"

den nei nei sae "sae you so cool ok liao lah"

den he scold finish liao

nei nei sae "1...2...3..!"

ALL:"YOU SO COOL!!!!!"

den mr nor turn to face us

giv us that DERNG + SIAN DIAO + BLUR look

BURSTS OUT LARFFING

and reach JP le loh...

we go eat mos burger

i ate chicken burger + corn soup + mos coffee shake

CORN SOUP AND COFFEE SHAKE DAMN NICE DE

*giving out yea sign and a big wide smile with my eeeky yellow teeth*

den we CHATTED A DAMN LOT

oh yah

the we is liting ; lala ; nei nei ; dydy ; and jiayi..

we were chatting about flashers

you noe

those guys who stand at pple de void deck and they go DEE DINGGGG~~~~~

showing off their private parts

=="

and jiayi sae she saw one when she was in P1

tht guy was in the lift with her

acting to touch his body

den unzip

and started to do that thing black pig is very good with ( YOU GOT IT RYTE ; ITS MASTURBATING )

den lehs

jiayi dun care

when she grow up

she saw tht guy AGAIN

and she GLARED AT HIM...YES...its GLARE

and tht guy didnt do it

and there was a NEXT TIME

UNDER LARGE CROWDS WAITING FOR LIFT

THAT GUY COVERED HIS AHEM WITH NEWSPAPER AND DID IT AGAIN

i was like

OH PWEASH

GET A LYFE

if ur too horny ; ok ...cannot sae anithing lah...!

buden

can you kindly play with you little brother at home?

got privacy

got more space

and nobody will glare at you weirdly

URGH

why got such idiots in singapore

its such a disgrace

den i sae abt mine

last time come back frm piano lesson mahx

the sky was still glowing

meaning bright ...DUH!

and tht blangah ...

he was wearing his sarong

and i saw i shadow

i think nothing...but i saw him moving...and sorta hammering something...den i faster move in the elevator

den he DASH TO THE ELEVATOR DOOR ; AND KEPT HAMMERING HIS LAN JIAO! ( heng the sarong was still on lah! )

den we talk all about flashers..

den chat for SUPER long den we go shop

go see jiajia's burdae gift..

VERY DAMN EXP LOR...those things

but their things so FREAKING CUTE!

its mainly a choco and sweet shop lah

there was some choco which looks like plaster , condom and even PADS!

i seriously think the person who invented those things are FREAKINGLY CREATIVE!

i love those

and there was one lollipop i like

it costs a BOMB

its a freaking $5

IN WHERE THE HELL A LOLLIPOP CAUSES A F-ING FIVE DOLLARS?!

MADE OF GOLD AH?!

den i see a smaller one

its $1

and i think its still freaking expensive

but...aiyah...try try mah hor?

den i bought it

hey please ah

go see those chuppa chups...30 cents nia leh !...wahseh

den i kept the lollipop at my pocket..bring home den eat

den buy ok liaos...we go home loh..

ive reached home..

and i REMEMBERED tht BRANDED lolipop..

took pictures of it ( i noe its absurd but hey...one dollar leh )

THIS ONE SMALL THING COST SO EXP?!

i dun believe so nice

so i opened the expensive wrapper and popped that expensive thingy into my mouth

and i noe why its one dollar

ITS FREAKING NICE!

SWEET AND GRAPE FLAVOURED!

WAHH

but not reccommendable for eating everydae lah

i think once a month you oready will pok kai loh

FULLSTOPS ; BUHHBYEES

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Sunday, September 25, 2005

a trip down to the new house

hrmms..todae go to new hse there look see look see lorx

wells

it was hyper dusty

all those grassy things...dust accumilating on dah floor

when just reach...went a tour arnd the house

tht lock sarks

opening the door !

the butterfly fly to welcome us...wahahs..duhs

opening the inner door after the main one

the light..DUHS!

the floor ish freaking filled wif dust...but when you wipe it ; its SQUEAKY CLEAN!

the toilet wall ; after being broken...

got those kinda village feel mahx?lol

kong wu yi ren...sho empty

nice view mahs?

hees

looks quite eerie to me lehs

main door there

SHA REN BU ZHA YAN ; but kill tree can zha yan...=="

im lame...i noe ok

actually she's clearing those trees lar

trees hav lifes lehs

they so pitiful lehs

ahahx

oh wells

you noe i was like crazy in that new house

on aircon liaos

den got lotsa echo

den i was acting tht i was in the valley or something

screaming. and hearing those idiotic echoes

den the blueish door...i acted like i was trapped or something

and acted like YU FANG (taiwanese zou yin tian hou)

"i wanna bring u into my SHI DE SHI JIE..."

LAME !

and those ppl passing by think im insane

(well i am)

and i acted like i was having some tour concert or somthing

singing and acting like an idiot

you noe

got chance to be siao must be siao

or else very stress de...owais behave like guai guai..

WAHAHAX

SO-INSANE

dun care me

FULLSTOPS ; BUHH BYEES

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Saturday, September 24, 2005

chinese oral

wah

todae go sch oral

tht chia chia boom hor

dunno why so good lehs

TREAT US EAT CHOCOLATE

....thinking again

nort really good

ORAL ; treat us eat CHOCOLATES?

WHERE GOT SO GOOD ONE?!

hor hor horr....

she got motive!

dun wan us to read properlly

or izzit the choco hav POISON ?!

duhhs..

jux feeling strange norx

she ytd scold scold scold

todae treat us eat chocolate

where got lidat good de

but i dun care

still eat

hahax

de oral hor

the passage like quite easy

but when i tork to her i keep saeing wrong

u noe why

cox i thought wad monster is infront of me

LAME

=="

wells

then she ask me about the school image lor

SIMPLE LAR!

tuck out ; ankle socks ; academy ; CCA

TADAHH!!!

she sae my si lu very clear

nort liang jing ru de si lu

not dead end si lu

is thinking si lu

dort dort dorts

i ytd scolded some taiwanese on friendster

cox this taiwanese chio bu hor

picture being faked by a singaporean mahx

den they scold lor

scold wad think singapore is a good place ; didnt think singaporeans are lidat

PWEASH

GET IT CLEAR LADIES

ITS ONE SINGAPOREAN

NOT THE WHOLE OF SINGAPORE

GET IT RYTE OK?

AND THT F-ING SINGAPOREAN SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF HERSELF OR HIMSELF

DO THOSE STOOPID THINGS FOR WAD?!

WAD CAN IT DO?

BOOST SINGAPORE DE IMAGE MEH?

PUI LOR

SHE'S ONLI LET SINGAPORE'S REPUTATION BEING DESTROYED

HOPE THT STUPID IDOT FAKER CAN REFLECT ON HIM OR HERSELF

and tht chio bu sae sorry to me

GOOD

at least she noe she's in the wrong!

wryte till here bah

tah tah

FULLSTOPS ; BUHHBYEES

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Friday, September 23, 2005

CHIA CHIA BOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!

wahahx

todae horx

most important thingy ish

cha cham bo todae become chia chia BOOOOOMM!!!!

=="

im lame

yea

shito (seeto) lesson mahx

den horx

got test

den chia come lorx

den saw us all change seat

(i dao mei lorx ; first dae change place nia)

den horx

she come in

CHI BAH CHI BOOOMM

angry lorx

2pd lor

nort flexible at all

"我把你们放在你们个别的位子，是根据你们的学业成绩！”

WO PUI ARH!!!

PWEASH LORX

I SEAT WIF THT SHYH WEI I WILL IMPROVE MEHS?

I THINK BIO IMPROVE ONLI BAH

COX HE ALWAES GET SEXUALLY EXCITED FOR BIO

AND HE PAYS EXTRA ATTENTION TO BIO

SO I CAN ASK HIM QUESTIONS ON SEX ?

DUH!

"你们根本不把我放在眼里！你们一点也不尊重我这个主任！”

TOTALLY CORRECT

how did she noe we didnt respect her har ( AND MIND YOU ; FROM SEC ONE TILL SEC 2 ; WE DIDNT RESPECT HER FOR ONE SECOND EVEN )

SHE NOES HOW TO READ OUR MINDS

SO DESU NEH ...

icic

SHE BLABBERS ON

..........

SHE NAGS ON....

SHE WAS FARKING YAKKING ON

.............

and finally

"你们跟我叫 jia yi 和 james 来！！！”

jing wen buey tahan liao

sae "他们现在上正课咧，他们要上课的咧！"

EXTREMELY NODDING IN AGREEMENT WIF JING WEN

HIGHER MOTHER TONGUE TIMES

tht chia zha bo owais sae "GOT ORAL ; GORT ANITHING AFTER SCH ; ALL CANCEL!!!HIGHER MOTHER TONGUE IS ZHENG KE LEHHHHH~~~~"

SHE PABO LOR

tht time oso ZHENG KE

where can settle class prob de

den tht chia WAN HER FACE MAH ; CANNOT LOSE TO STUDENT

she buey song lor!

ask jing wen go out

WAH GOOD ARH

GO OUT EVEN MORE SHUANG LOR ; PWEASH

den chin woon go out den larff larff mah

den tht chia zha bo

"出去还可以在那里嘻嘻笑　，　这种人一点自尊都没有　，　我真地为他感到悲哀啊＂

PUI HER LOR

SHE LARFFING ABOUT UR IDIOTICITY OKAYS?!

pabo

den she at there yakking on and on ; lao zha bo is like dat ; cannot blame her hor?

den adeline go find jiayi

dan go find james

den adeline come back horx

mrs chia got 老人痴呆症

adeline come back ; tht chia ask "WHERE IS JAMES?!"

DUHS!

james had been called by dan lor ; nort da ling lor

den adeline dunno wad to do ; den haf ta sae " i go call james arh"

den tht chia hor

STML lor

sae "no need ; le ying go call liaos "

like...WAD?!

den she yaks on again

finally jiayi and james are here

SHE "SCOLDS" THEM

still act pro

我知道有些人不合作，你敢敢跟我讲！

sae her idiot really is idiot

WHERE GOT PPL DI SIAO THEM?

WE LORVE THEM LOR

lolx

den i look at jiayi

jiayi look at me

stare at each other

i see her face i wanna larff lor

den i control my laffter

den i act like i wipe my face or something

den jiayi see me lidat she wanna larff oso

den i look up

see her wanna larff oso

den i larff lor

den we both at there am chio

PWEASH HAR

LAO CHA BO

IF U WANNA "SCOLD" AT LEAST SCOLD WIF MORE STERNESS

U SCOLD PPLE RYTE ; PPL THOUGHT IS CHICKEN TORKING LOR

JING WEN ; WO MEN TING NI!!!

JING WEN DID A GREAT JOB

WAD SHE SAID TOTALLY MADE SENSE LOR

THT LAO CHA BOR

eeeeks !

unreasonable de

disgusting

FULLSTOPS ; BUHH BYEES

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Thursday, September 22, 2005

last dance prac till exams finishes

currently teebee showing BoA G.O.T and BoS tour ad

THT PERSON WHO SAE BOA'S NAME SIMPLY SARKS

OH PWEASH CHECK THE PRONOUNCIATION

ITS BoA ; prounounced as Bo-Ah

nort BoA ; pronounced as Buah

HATE THT GUY

FOR 5 CONSECUTIVE YRS

HE HAD BEEN PRONOUNCING Bo-Ah as Buah

URGH

wadeva

hrmms

wells todae

sian dae

morning before recess ; all those lessons are like going on so slow

dunch noe why

dern i toopid lor

ms j lesson

actually i at there copy a little bit ok liaos

still stand up willingly let her punish me

SEE

i so honest

haha

den dat zixin

aka da da da

she horx

sae copy things two times

den i follow her lor

i toopid lorx

i copy her

walaox

den in the end after sch go find ms j..

i copied twice lorx

she copied once lorx

den go giv ms j tht dadada ask me nort to giv two

giv one ok liaos

walaox

den ms j nv scold lorx

wtf

DISCRIMINATION?

my hand very sour of copying de lorx

wadever

duhh

den gort higher maler tongue

cha cham bo

more and more sian liaox

den too sian liaox

me and zixin at dere sae korean language

those weird weird de

i teach her all those bad words

hahax

PPYO ! SARANG HAE YO !

not bad word larx

jux plaeing

bad words is

POBA

SSHIBAL

all those lorx

den zixin go and sae cha cham bo fark off

hahax

in korean

den she dunno wad zixin torking abt

lolx

fun

den i CHIONG to dance

really excited to go dance

LORVE DANCE LORTS

den saw eileen

sho we go eat mumm mumm

den rush up

dey watching some dance vids

VERY NICE I TELL U

broadwae dances

those dancer dance until WAH

sup sup boh cheo

dun pulae pulae arhx

den we dance alittle bit niax

dah hand bone dance got new steps ; i haven learn cox i neba go ytd ; cox of muhh toopid eye

den mambo oso

dat time i piano neba go learn mambo

urgh

den queenie tell us stories

she sae last time she dance

den her idol is liu wen zheng ( who is red like energy lidatx )

den tht liu wen zheng agent call her lehx

ask her help liu wen zheng dance

den queenie acts cool

act dat she dunno who is liu wen zheng while her heart is pom pom tiaoing like siao

den she agreed lorx

den she and liu wen zheng gets close

den zhou yan fat (yea ; zhou ren fa when he's nort RED )

ask queenie dance fer him lehs

QUEENIE REJECTED

duah pai horx?

wahseh

den got dunno who den aaron kwok ; andy lau

WAHLIAO

dunno real anotx

ahax

if real den she too fortunate liaox lorx

hahax

den she show us another dance vid

DIS EVEN NICER

REALLY VERY SUPER NICE

those dancers at first dance waltz

den suddenly horx

dat girl who was dancing waltz and the guy who was dancing waltz

TOOK OFF THEIR COSTUME ( dun think y y as they hav clothes in there )

and danced samba or tango or wad

OMG
so much difference

they can immediately get involved with such a different dance so quickly man

den got alot of dance

DAMN DAMN NICE DE

weeeees

todae dance like no dance

watch dance nia

sho relaxing

end of dance liao ; until exam end

confirm miss 7 sisters de...

DANCE RAWKS FOREVA

FULLSTOPS ; BUHHBYEES

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thoughts of this moment

1. things tht will nv happen wont happen ; im still in muhh dream ; believing it will happen though i noe it wont ; i tried to get out of this dream ; but im stuck ; stuck in those illusions

2. even though its was jux one second but it still made me happy

3. STUDY HARD ; DUN SLACK LE !

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Wednesday, September 21, 2005

eyes pain like hell

todae horx

morning mux go skool mahx ( duhhs!)

den suddenly one wheeze of wind pass by

den suddenly some particle ( which i guess is my yan jie mao )

went into muhh eye

normally is like blink blink den come out mahs

i blink like f-ing long it still stuck in muhh eye

den dun care

go sch lorx

wah

walk until very unbalance

den go sch liaos very terrible

ms seeto lesson

i hav to shut tht eye of mine

and shut one liaos ; feel like shutting another

shut liao ; feel like slping

MS SEETO LESSON OKAYS

sian until dunno wad

very terrible this whole dae

den math lesson

dunno why tht psycho freak keep larffing

there's nothing for him to larff basically man

hais

after sch

went to find jov and sinyee

den go wash muhh eyes

cant find dat particle lehs

den jov ask me go home better

so i go home lorx

cox how i dance

shut one eye and dance for 3 hrs mehs?

hrmms

impossible mahs

later i fall down lehs..

todae mun mun nv go oso

she backbone check up

so i go home lorx

lie on bed a while

shut muhh painful eyes

den muhh mom ask me go wash diamond water

den i go wash

blink blink blink

EH

OK LIAOS LEHS!

it was less den a minute!

the pain of hours ; solved within minutes

DIAMOND WATER ; QIANG ARH!

lol

wahseh

after washing

i can feel the freedom of muhh eyeballs turning and blinking again!

sho happy

WAHAHAS!!!

i dreamt of himm nehs

hahAx

but it was a bad dream though

hurhurx

its a WEIRD dream

lolx

FULLSTOPS ; BUHH BYEES!

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